I’m going to start saying “I’m not racist, but…” before I say things that have absolutely nothing to do with race.
I’m not racist but this is sounds entertaining.
It doesn’t take the earth exactly 365 days to make a complete revolution around the sun; it actually takes 365 days and...
I’m not racist, but… I mean… what’s the deal with an extra day in February every four years?
I’m not racist but I sure do love pizza.
I’m not racist, but titties.
not a racist, but brb i have to take a piss
All jokes and America aside (and inb4 thatsthejoke.gif), I can’t imagine how anyone can come to the conclusion that...
I’m not racist but holy shit these cashews are fucking delicious.
I’m not racist…But when I pretend that I am, I make terrible jokes.
I’m not racist, but I really like food.
and things were going so well.
PeasGet on my plate peas I need to eat you
TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT. THEREFORE, PIZZA IS A VEGETABLE.
I’m not racist but this is sounds entertaining.
I’m not racist but even looking at long distance marathons cramps my kidney.
I’m not racist but this honey is amazing
I’m not racist, but FARTING AND SCREAMING.
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